5.17 - Keeping the Cover

[haole_cop]

The thing is, Steve's not a cop.

They're years into this partnership, and Five-0 has done a lot of good work, but Steve is still, demonstrably, not a cop, and he never has been. He's a SEAL with a badge, a sailor working with detectives, and it works for them. It's not orthodox, it's not by the book, but it works, and they get results.

They've even been on plenty of stake-outs before, him and Steve (or Steve and Chin, or Steve and Kono -- even, once or twice, Steve and Lou), and, normally, they've got it down pretty pat, because normally, they're sitting in the car (or his ex-wife's house), and they don't expect to be there that long, They've never needed a cover, because the thing about Steve -- not being a cop, and all --

Things tend to move pretty damn fast. One might say, explosively so.

So this is a new one, for them, and he knew it would be dicey going in: knew Steve would hate sitting around doing nothing but watching, knew that session with the therapist would be eating at him (both of them, if Danny's honest, but why start that now, after so many years of willful, blissful ignorance?). If he'd thought about it, he'd have known Steve wouldn't be much for keeping any kind of cover, either. Steve likes things straightforward and simple: he takes the straightest line through, even when it means knocking down walls and ruining plans.

Except this plan really can't be ruined, and when that old bat says those words and Steve turns to glance at him, disbelieving, Danny knows, he just knows, that Steve would rather through their whole cover out the window, rather than just roll with it, because Steve is not a cop.

But Danny is.

"Good to know," he says, smoothly, just as Steve's turning back and opening his mouth, no doubt to say something like we're not gay, we're on a stakeout, because Steve is a moron.

Stepping forward, with his hand going -- like it does, right, this is nothing new or different or even weird, for them, and maybe he should stop to think why that is, but frankly, he can't right now, without blowing the same damn cover he just saved -- to the small of Steve's back, and resting there, familiar. "That last place was pretty close-minded."

Turning, just enough, to glance up at Steve with a you'd-better-follow-my-lead flicker of a smile. "Right, babe?"

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[haole_cop]

Jerry probably would love to come over and dive into the mystery of the missing fern, and it's a good move on Steve's part: gets her out of here without asking too many questions, and gives Jerry something to do with that free time he seems to have in spades.

"Oh, yeah," he says, when she looks at him, stern, pushing himself up off the couch back and lifting his hands in capitulation. "You bet. And, uh, thanks. I can't wait to try some."

He might, even. Stake-outs can get kind of hungry, and they'll probably be here all night, maybe into tomorrow.

Just another reason not to rock the boat.

Even if he's kind of wishing he'd just told her the truth, or let Steve, because he's not sure letting her know they're Five-0 would open up the can of worms he's pretty sure are now wriggling around the room. They shouldn't be, right? It's just a cover. It would be better if their surveillance equipment wasn't in the living room, but it is what it is. They didn't talk about what they would do if someone knocked on the door, aside from the nephew story, and they should have. That's on them.

Still, it's not great, and he knows it wasn't great, can feel Steve seething from here, and that's...

Not great.

(But at least there are baked goods.)

[thebesteverseen]

Ruth doesn't go easily. It's not as simple as just getting her to the door. Or getting the door closed. At every turn he has to get close up, while keeping his face congenial as possible, and his voice as soothing and sympathetic almost as possible, while she keeps looking back, and yes or okay or goodbye now. Down to the very last inch between the door and the door frame even.

Which is just about as pressing toward damned annoying as it is toward sad in a way.

Ways Steve doesn't have to think about when the door finally sinks shut with the hard pressure of fitting into the frame, and he knob loosens into place and he can turn the lock. Turning back to the room and Danny, while that facade drops fasted than a real bomb in the air. It's easy to take everything pushing up, prickled from those last seconds and the whole day, if he's being honest, and push it right back out. "Seriously? What was that?"

Mr. Pickles yowled unpleased at the sudden swing of movement, and maybe even the sudden explosion of Steve's voice. Normal, but far more forceful suddenly than it had been at all. They did not need a cover. They did not need a cover as Gay Peeping Toms. They were not supposed to be here long enough for that at all. They shouldn't have needed to stand over on this side of the room pretending to be anything they weren't.

It was not hard to explain to the hapless old woman they needed her out of their hair and not to be dealing with her.